The Toy Cannon

I write head-exploding stuff in an excruciatingly polite manner, except when I swear, which is OFTEN. Updates infrequently.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

New Site!

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This site was pretty cool, but it is also pretty dead! I'm starting a new one: joedemartino.wordpress.com You should check it out in...
Saturday, December 4, 2010

NASA, Arsenic and Cthulhu

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NASA, we need to have a talk. Listen, I know you’ve had a pretty good run so far. That whole Apollo program? That was great.  It might be ...
Friday, November 26, 2010

Thanatos, Part III

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In yet another example of how our minds scatter the particulars of our memories, it turns out that my recollection of my grandmother raising...
Friday, October 29, 2010

Thanatos, Part II

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Christopher Hitchens has cancer. His particular kind manifested itself in his esophagus, which is unsurprising given his near-legendary repu...
Saturday, October 16, 2010

Thanatos, Part I

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I promise this isn’t a personal story. Not entirely. My grandmother died on a weekday morning in the summer of 2006, the victim of a cance...
Monday, January 18, 2010

Impact!

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Cameras are every damn where these days, a consequence of the long, slow march we’ve made toward eliminating the basic concept of privacy. S...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Babies; Geniuses

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Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski are standing by their car on the side of a desert road. The car is a beat-up Chevy right out of one of thos...
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